Wednesday, May 08, 2013

Someday...

I'm going to be one of those women who has it all together. I'm not going to be the woman who...
  • Gets stuck in her running tights (knot in the drawstring) with a very full bladder and with just 20 minutes before her tennis match.
  • Collects a chicken egg, sticks it in her coat pocket, forgets it's there, wonders what that crunch sound is when she sits down on her coat, and then discovers a slimy mess all over her car keys when she pulls them out of her coat pocket.
  • Babbles on and on and on and on while leaving voice messages.
  • Dumps out half her purse while bending over to take off her shoes in the airport security line.
  • Misses a highway exit, does a U turn, and misses the exit again.
  • Looks all over for the sunglasses she is wearing.
  • Spills her drinks all over restaurant tables while gesturing about something silly.
  • Wakes up with her hair sometimes looking like this:
    Good Morning, Sunshine!
    Someday...

    It's Glitch Week!

1 comment:

Penny said...

when you get that sorted, let me know how to do it :-P